And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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