K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
God, I missed his penis.
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