You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Bring me that man meat
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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