their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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