Buhtt sex?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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