my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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