Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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