if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
