GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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