It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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