like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
