Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
