We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Two words: nipple clamps
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