Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
