Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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