bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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