Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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