R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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