we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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