So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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