are you so shy because you have an std?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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