But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Vodka?
Forever.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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