wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
