I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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