ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's never too late to be topless.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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