I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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