i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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