we were pretty classy up until the second keg
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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