we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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