STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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