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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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