so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
