I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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