Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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