So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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