And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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