everyone is single if you try hard enough
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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