i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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