I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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