Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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