He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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