I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
They have beer where we have blood.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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