So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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