please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
