wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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