awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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