Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nutella sex= disaster
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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