ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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