I never want to see another naked old woman again.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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