sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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