I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
